But I don't want to be a pirate!

Word,
My day mainly consists of worms, as usual. However, I did not cut myself on the panes of glass today so that was exciting. However, I did manage to get beef barley soup splattered in my eye because I'm talented like that.

I gave a speech and guess what it was on? If you know me you won't have to guess very hard or long. It was definately on dinosaurs. Supersonic sauropods:tail dynamics in the Diplodocids to be exact. I'm such a nerd and I love it so there.

I played badminton today with Candice and CAT guy because they are the only ones that come now. It's really sad; 135 people signed up to play and no one freakin comes. We generally recruit the random basketball guys when they aren't yelling at us for taking "their" courtspace even though we have it reserved from 7-9pm every Monday and Thursday evening. Anywho, so this basketball guy approached me and ended up playing a doubles game with his friend and Candice and I. So we were talking to him and he's definately at least 27 years old. And he definatley asked me on a date. I was like "wtf... raaandom". I couldn't stop thinking that he was 7 years old when I was born. Needless to say, I did not acquiesce to his request.

My roommate's an ass. I totally believed her when she made up this bogus story that no one in their right mind should believe. She showed me a picture of some girl and I said that she looked fake. To which Whitney replied, "she is... They took her right arm from a car accident victim, and..." I then stared at her with wide eyes and replied like a goofus, "reeeally?!" She then proceeded to laugh at me and dance about the room like a leprechaun like she usually does while she claps her hands. Thanks to her, I now do this too.

Whitney likes to draw pictures on our mirror, so when you look in the mirror it looks like you are dressed up. She drew a baseball player ones and it scared the living crap out of me in the morning because I thought there was someone in the room. Tomorrow she says I will be a pirate.